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WARNING!!!! Probably a very long post coming up.

I should probably start by explaining the Uni Games. The Uni games is where the universities play against each other in a bunch of different sports. These were the Southern Uni Games (Uni's from South Australia, Victoria and Tasmania. These are Australian states for those wondering). At night is where the real games begin though . The games were held in the city so most teams decided to stay in the same backpackers lodge. Our whole floor was filled with uni games teams both from RMIT (where i go to uni) and other uni's. A lot of drunkenness fun. I made it my goal initially to introduce myself to every person on the floor, which i did.

Night 1: I arrived with a friend and we met a bunch of his teammates at the backpackers (netball, pretty much all girls. I was doing hockey) and went to the launch party. I met up with the hockey boys when at the launch and we drank a fair bit. After a while I headed back with my roommates (netballers, hockey boys were too soft to stay at the backpackers) to get changed for the first theme night/afterparty (team colours). I ended up in the volleyballers room playing some drinking games, some sort of board game. I teamed up with some random hot volleyballer and our first roll landed on "sex position"... pretty much meaning we had to make up some sort of sex position, was a good game. We ended up landing on "beer bong" the next 3 turns so we ended up pretty fucked.

Soon afterwards I headed to the afterparty and I realised that 2 of the netballers were actually pretty decent. They were both cold and wanted my jacket on the walk there so naturally I didn't give it to them and was able to kino them both. My memory is actually pretty hazy at this point. One of them eventually left and I was left with the other girl.... memory blank spot..... I'm eventually making out with this netballer at the afterparty. I literally couldn't stand and was leaning on her for support. We ended up on a couch there and our converstion went something like this:
Netballer: Ok, you're really, really drunk
Jaffy: No, no, no i'm fine *little silent burp*
Netballer: You're smashed..... and you don't have any moves.
Jaffy: You know.... you are the prettiest girl in this club.
Netballer: what? No, I'm not. You've got absolutely nothing. I'm going to go if you don't come up with something.
Jaffy: No you wont
Netballer: Yeah, I will.
Jaffy: Fine then, fuck off!
Yeah, pretty bad form from me, I blame alcohol. I ended up leaving now as I was fucked.


Day 2: We played 2 games of hockey this day. Lost them both unfortunately. Never mind. I ended up getting back a few hours before my roomates so managed to sneak in a little nip. Basically me and her were ignoring each other whenever we saw each other.

Night 2: We had an RMIT team dinner this night. It pretty much wrapped up the days events and such. I ended up drinking with the hockey guys again at this pub and eventuially went home to get changed. Funny story, all the hockey guys were jealous opf all the HBs staying at the backpackers so I tried to round a few of the HB's up to come drinking with us for a little bit before the next theme night (Rockstars/Groupies).

Me and the hockyers eventually reached the club and just did the whole meeting people being C/F, drinking with randoms etc. Eventually me and a hockyer ran into 2 of the netballers (the 2 i was with last night). We all chatted for a bit. My mate and the netballer that left last night left so I was with the same girl as last night (let's call her Jo from now).
Jo: Hey.. you've been avoiding me all day
Jaffy: Really? I thought you had been snobbing me off
Jo: No, you've been avoiding me
Jaffy: What if I have been?
She moves in close
Jo: Look, I've got an idea. Why don't we forget about last night and just start over?
K*Close
We ended up making out for a bit again. Halfway through she asked the same thing again:
Jo: I'm all over you, but you still won't make a move.
Jaffy: So you want me to throw you down in the middle of Roxanne?
Jo: lol, no.
I pretty much opened up to her a little bit, we were in a quiter part of the club so we could talk. Pretty much said that I couldn't draw boundaries and I'd taken it too far, too early before. Instead of trying to be ultra-alpha i decided to to be a bit vulnerable. She pointed out that she thought I was shy and I said that compared to a year ago I'd opened up a fair bit more. She was understanding about it all and we ended up macking some more. We eventually ended up outside my room at the backpackers, where my roomates were asleep, and one of them stormed outside and yelled: ARE YOU FUCKING IN OUR OUT????? Sort of killed the mood :p. We ended up in our own beds for the night.


OK, this is getting pretty long... I'll write the end when I can be bothered probably tommorow. Feel free to tell me some better lines that I could have used. Sorry for wasting a bit of your lives.:p

aww so you didn't fuck her?

Day 3: Fun day. We just lost our first match and we managed to tie our 2nd match. But because our opponents drank about 5 beer bongs each before the game and one of the guys pissed on the field so they got diaqualified so we won our one and only match by default. As there were only 3 teams though we ended up with a bronze medal. The rest of the day was pretty eventless. I got home about 4 hours before the roomates again so i ended up in the pissed hockey teams room drinking while i waited.

Night 3: Pretty uneventful night really. The netballer's/roomates had made the finals the next day so they wanted an early night. Headed out to Bling theme night and ended up just dancing/grinding with Jo and ended up with a K*close again. One of the smashed volleyballers ended up vomiting on my shoe so we decided to take it home and we were both not really in the mood for anything so we went to bed.

Day 4: Well with our solitary win we didn't make the grand final (as there were only 3 teams) so i went to watch the netballer's play. In between games I went with a couple of boys costume shopping and we ended up talking about Jo and I. So basically these 2 decided that this night they were going to help isolate and get the logistics right for us 2. The day ended and the mixed team came 2nd and the girls team (which Jo's in) came 4th.

Night 4/Final night: We had another team dinner as per night 2 and the captains made speeches to wrap up their games. I got a special mention (our captain pretty much payed out on all of us):
Captain: Our leading scorers on the pitch were Mustard and Caitlin (derived from Kieran) with 1 a piece
*A little laughter*
Captain: and our leading scorer off the pitch was Jaffy, aka Casanova.
*Lot of Laughter, aka lol*
Captain: Special thanks to the netball girls for that
So the Netty girls loved their mention. Basically they all went back to the backpackers to get changed into their 80's sports star costumes. This night is the biggest night of the games as everyone has finished playing. I stayed behind to drink a little with the hockey boys again. Eventually leaving to go back and get changed.

When I arrived they were playing that fucking board game again, it's quite fun but gets you messed up. We ended up going back to our room to do jagerbombs and Jo, who was in the room next to me, went back to her room to get stuff. Naturally, I followed her in and used some dodgy line like "I'll make sure you don't get lost down the corridor". We went in to her room and made out a little more. As per our plan earlier in the day the 2 guys moved everyone along to the club but first we had an interuption by one of the other girls:
Netballer: oh..... um.. we're going now if you want to come
Jaffy: Nah.. we'll stay here for a bit
Netballer: OK
We're not sure how but the light turned off somehow, hmmmmm. the other girl probably turned it off. Anyway we kissed for a bit but the frangas were in my room so we went there. I pissed, then after kino and all that shit i got my first f*close, yay for me !!!!!

One thing though. As I said it was my first time so I was naturally nervous. I managed to get Johhny Walker up, we ended up having sex for a couple of hours but I couldn't come for some reason. I put it down to nerves and alcohol do you guys think the same thing? I did manage to get her to squirt though so my ego is still intact :p.

Aftermath: All the roommates and I ended up having brunch and whatnot the next morning. I didn't speak to her for a couple of days but we've sms'ed a bit and done the msn thing. I'm seeing her in a couple of days time so i'll call her sometime before then. Problem is I don't think I want a r/ship and i'm pretty sure she does so we'll see what happens.

One less virgin in the world!!! lol. Good job man!

Damnit, I want to make a girl squirt! ANd you did it your 1st time? Lol congratz! Man you can be proud of yourself. About the cumming, don't worry about it. It's deff alcohol & nerves. I've had times where alcohol would mess up everything.

Great story. Well done on breaking your duck.

&&Mr

Different girls react differently, some girls never squirt. Some girls squirt with you doing very little. It depends on environment, alcohol and mood she is in (relaxed and horny for you).

&&JAffy

Typical Aussie, when i was in sydney with my mate who was at uni, everyone used to get drunk as fuck most nights. It was too much for me. But the girls were so easy, and me being english. they just feel into my hands.

Alcohol fucks you up, you and your VB, carltons, and bundys and coke.

This girl also seems to be holding her liquer far better than you.

Point: She wanted you to lead, and she implied this through out

Point: She wanted you to escalate, take her some where so you could be alone.

advise: when a girl is macking you hard core, which i think she was, and i mean, hands all over you, grinding you etc. You got to move her somewhere so you can bust a move and escalate more. Basically she was ready to fuck after night one, and night 2.

She must have been into you a lot for her to stick around. Or maybe she just wanted to have fun on this trip. you will find out afterwards when you meet up.

Anyway, you got your shag. But what really worked was that you were real, and in the moment.